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I got tagged with a seven things meme, but have decided to alter it to Seven Rules I live by.

1 - If you're anywhere near anything that a skunk has been near, shower and change your clothes, no matter how late you'll be.

2 - Practice safe eating; always use condiments.

3 - Equality is a moral principle, not an assertion of fact.

4 - Om tara tutare ture soha

5 - Never be friends with anyone who has to promise not to kill you.

6 - I am the constant in every relationship that has failed.

7 - When the world laughs at you, laugh back. It's just as funny as you are.

Done smelling skunk and bastardizing meme's for the evening. Wooly Two-Shoes, signing out.